‘Tis the season to be jolly…. and have dreaded Christmas songs rammed down your throats so hard you can’t help vomit a technicoloured yawn of cheap cracker gifts, eggnog and After Eight Mints (other mints are available - avoid the cheaper brand from Poundland though, they taste like ass!).
SO, without further ado, we lift the lid on ten lesser known festive tracks that may just get you through advent without needing to drink bleach or violently insert a pineapple into ones back passage.
1. "Merry Something to You" by Devo
Devo’s unconventional approach to Christmas music delivers a quirky and offbeat track. It's a satirical take on the commercialism and chaos of the holiday season, featuring their signature electronic sound.
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2. "Just Like Christmas" by Low
Low's dreamy, atmospheric sound combined with melancholic yet hopeful lyrics creates a unique Christmas ambiance. The song explores the emotional complexities often experienced during the festive season.
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3. "Oi to the World!" by The Vandals
The Vandals' punk rendition of a Christmas classic brings high energy and a rebellious spirit to the holiday. It's a fast-paced, fun-filled track with a blend of humor and attitude.
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4 "Blue Christmas" by Miles Davis & Bob Dorough
This jazzy rendition of the classic Christmas tune by Miles Davis and Bob Dorough infuses cool, smooth tones that bring a whole new vibe to the holiday season.
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5. "Christmas in Hollis" by Run-D.M.C.
Run-D.M.C.'s iconic hip-hop Christmas anthem infuses festive cheer with their signature rap style. It's a celebration of the holiday season with a distinct urban flavor.
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6. "River" by Joni Mitchell
Joni Mitchell's introspective and emotive song "River" subtly incorporates Christmas references while exploring themes of longing and introspection during the holiday season.
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7. "I Want an Alien for Christmas" by Fountains of Wayne
Fountains of Wayne deliver a whimsical and humorous take on Christmas wishes with this indie-pop gem. It’s a lighthearted track that brings a smile with its catchy melodies.
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8. "Christmas Time Is Here" by Khruangbin
Khruangbin's instrumental rendition of this classic Christmas tune takes a mellow, psychedelic approach, blending soul, funk, and global influences for a relaxing holiday vibe.
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9. "Snow Angels" by Over the Rhine
Over the Rhine's "Snow Angels" is a hauntingly beautiful and introspective track. It combines folk, Americana, and a touch of melancholy, painting a picture of the quieter, reflective moments during the holiday season.
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10. "The Winter Solstice" by Sufjan Stevens
Sufjan Stevens is known for his unique musical style, and "The Winter Solstice" is no exception. It's an ethereal and atmospheric instrumental piece that captures the essence of the winter season with its serene melodies.
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So there you have it folks, an alternative to the recycled gash that certain commercial stations bang out all day long, maybe you’ve picked up a new festive fave? if so, why not tell your friends, you might just save someone in the process!